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update

Gardenburger, you disappoint me

On my trip to the Great Northwest last month, I hit up the Tides Tavern for my whiskey burger, minus the beef, plus the Gardenburger.  What came out was a Boca patty.  Yuck.  There was no notice on the menu.  Just a sly replacement.  I tried for a Gardenburger at another restaurant but got denied, the waitress citing a recall as the reason.  This was what tipped me off to a top secret shift in the world of Gardenburger.

The whole story has yet to be uncovered as far as I can tell, but there was a “voluntary withdrawal” followed by scarce supply.  Irregularities were behind this non-recall, apparently due to Kellog purchasing the Gardenburger.

Over the weekend I stopped by Whole Foods and finally found a box of Gardenburgers after coming up empty handed at every grocery store for weeks.   The packaging looked the same, but the burgers are totally different.  They are not tasty.  What gives?

Well I’ll tell you what gives.  I did a little investigative journalism.  Here are the results.

From my box of Gardenburgers:

From gardenburger.com:

Even their own website hasn’t been informed of the change of ingredients.  I would appreciate an explanation for the totally new and far inferior Gardenburger.  Actually I would rather just have the old delicious Gardenburger back.  “The Original” is nothing like the original and I am not pleased.

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movie

Morning scoot

I finally put the ‘action mount’ for my Flip camera to use and filmed a little scoot around the block.  It’s a little jiggly so watch out if you get motion sickness.

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movie

Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog

I don’t know, maybe there are still a few people out there who haven’t seen this Internet entertainment yet.  If not, it’s on Hulu.  I don’t know for how long.

The original plan was for the show to only be available for a limited time.  Luckily for those who missed the boat, the plan got changed.

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aunthood

Start it up again

Hopefully this post is better late than never.  I was out west a week ago, spending time with nephew Oliver and the rest of the family.

We made some funny faces.

We had some good times.

Oliver showed me all of his amazing new tricks. All at once. Sitting up. Rolling around. Pulling himself up. I was impressed.

I also discovered the Chocodile.  Unfortunately, just like my baby nephew, it is only available on the West Coast.  Now that I think about it, I can see that this is just another persuasion technique employed by my very own family.

“Chocodiles and cute babies,” they say.  “All this could be yours.”